• jk rowling’s reasoning as to why fenrir greyback turned remus into a werewolf: remus’s father insulted him so he did it as an act of revenge

  • the actual reason greyback bit remus: the temptation to succumb to the fact that biting remus whose name literally means ‘werewolf’ would be the greatest feat in lycanthropic irony the world had ever seen
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benefits of being friends with me

  • shitty jokes whenever you ask for them
  • shitty jokes whenever you don’t ask for them

(via pizza)

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*writes “like” on a cigarette and puts it in my mouth*

It’s a simile.

(via wintering-nostalgia)

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i think the name ‘frodo’ has a certain ring to it 

(Source: clrafting, via theperksinbeingyourself)

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I like new friends because I can reuse old jokes

(via pizza)

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