I like new friends because I can reuse old jokes

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*puts a cigarette in my mouth like augustus waters* it’s a simile

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photosynthesis must be so much fun

it’s a chloroblast

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*pets your grunge*

wow, its so soft

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we all have that one mutual follower we try to impress with every post

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